🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE METAL MINES! 💰🚨 Guess what, fam? The U.S. Mint is about to drop a hot new drippy coin in 2026, and it’s... wait for it... a shiny Steve Jobs coin! 🍏💸 👑 Talk about a flex! But let's be real—only real ones will recognize him on the dollar coin 🔥, ‘cause y'all know Apple users don’t carry change. 😂 In a totally not rigged interview, one *leaked developer* said, “We want to make sure people can finally pay for overpriced coffee with equally overpriced coins.” 💀💡 This is the ultimate “Apple tax” in action, folks! Now let’s roast this with a stonks meme! 📈 “If you’re not throwing your money at a Steve Jobs coin, are you even a tech bro?” If Drake was here, he’d point left for *holding cash* and right for *investing in future memes*: **“I'll take a remastered iPhone instead, thanks”** 🤣🚀 But wait, it gets wild. MYSTERIOUS COIN THEORIES: These coins could be *the next big NFT*! 💥 What if they come to life and start texting you whenever your battery dips below 30%?! Mark my words, folks: in 2027, we’ll be trading these bad boys for *vintage TikTok dances* and *influencer shoutouts*. Coin to the moon, baby! 🚀👾💰💥