🚨👻 Hold onto your butts, folks, because Uncle Stevie just dropped a spooktacular tweet on the haunted timeline of X. You know, that place where thoughts go to die? 🦴💀 So, the King of Horror himself dropped a *chilling* warning about ol' Trumpy McCheeto and his plans to send the hype train (aka troops) into Dem-ville. Can you smell the midterm madness cooking? It’s like "The Shining," but with more cringe and less snow! ❄️🚪💥 Imagine this convo between Stephen King and his assistant: 👨‍💻 Assistant: "Master King, are you sure you want to tweet that?" 👴 King: "Why not? It’s either this or write yet another book about a killer clown. 🎈🙃 #OverIt" 🧠💥 Meanwhile, Twitter is like that one friend who sees the *THIS IS FINE* dog in the burning room and goes, "Nah, bro, it’ll be fine!" But like, is it? Because that stonk is looking sketchy AF. 🥴📉 🔥 Prediction time: In 2026, we’re gonna see Commander Trump wrestling a literal demon for the rights to a Disney Plus series called "The Troop." Mark my words! 🚀💰📺 Share this before the Twitter bird files a lawsuit against reality! 🐦💔