👻📚 STEPHEN KING SAID WHAT?! 🚨💥 So, grab your popcorn 🍿 because the King of Horror just leveled up his Twitter game 🔥💀. Imagine this: Stephen Miller, the deputy chief of staff with the charisma of a soggy breadstick, is out here yelling about "leftwing terrorism" like he’s the main character in a dystopian B-movie. Cue the dramatic music 🎶🎬. But wait! Enter Stephen King – a man who’s literally made a career out of scaring the pants off people. 🧙‍♂️ He responded to Miller's mid-tier cringe-fest with the energy of a true meme lord. "The issue before us is very simple and clear," he says, and I’m like “Bro, did you just steal that from a ‘This is Fine’ meme?” 🤡🔥 While Miller’s trying to flex on Twitter like he’s the second coming of Thanos (but, like, the worst version), King’s just sipping his tea ☕️, reminding us that the only thing terrifying here is the state of the internet 🤖💔. In the leaked convo I totally didn’t make up, King allegedly said, “I write horror, but this? This is just bad writing!” 🔥💩 **PREDICTION:** In 2024, the horror genre will officially include a new subsection: Political Thrillers featuring “leftwing terrorism” as a villain with plot twists so wild they’d make M. Night Shyamalan seethe. 🤯🚀🔥 Share this if you’re ready for the chaos! 💥💰