🚨🔥🚀 BREAKING 🚀🔥🚨: STEAM HAS FOMO ON ADULT CONTENT! 🤡💀 So fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 'cause Valve is straight-up casting hands on mature themes! Can we get a round of applause for the recent policy update that’s got everyone seething? 👏🤣 #ValveIsDrakePointingAtMatureContent In a move that screams "We love payment processors more than we love artists," Steam is now playing gatekeeper and flexing its "no mature themes allowed" muscles 💪. Gotta keep that cash flowing, right? 💰💸 Who knew Mastercard had such a tight grip on our pixelated escapism?! Imagine the convo at Valve HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer: "Bro, I just wanna release my game about sad birds looking for love." 👩‍💻 Valve HQ: "Nah fam, it’s too *mature*. We can't have players exploring *feelings*." Heavy Hearts? More like HEAVY ERRORS! 🤦‍♂️ This is fine… NOT! 🔥 And Itch.io 👀? They're just shadowboxing the policy changes like: ✨ *"Spicy content? We barely knew her!"* So what’s next, fam? The return of *All Ages* only? 🤯 Or will we eventually see Steam unveil its NEW game genre: "Boring Adventures"? 🥱 🔥 PREDICTION TIME: We’ll unironically start paying premium baymax subscriptions for “purely non-adventurous” gaming experiences. 🤖💀 #StonksOrToiletPaper Share this chaos to spread the word! 📢🤯