
"Startup Woz just bagged $6M to create an AI app factory 🤖💰 - bet it’s just a glorified code farm! 🧑💻🔥 #NoCap"
📣🚨BREAKING: The *actual* AI app factory is here, and no, it’s not the one you saw in your cringe-worthy TikTok feed! Woz Inc. just pulled a $6M heist (gotta love that venture capital stonks 💰💸) to build an “AI app factory” that combines agentic AI with, wait for it... HUMAN brain power! 🤯💥 You heard that right! As if coders watching TikTok for coding tips weren’t bad enough, NOW we’re adding a pinch of *human oversight* to *operational chaos*! Like, is this an app factory or a dysfunctional group project? 🍕🤡 Imagine the galactic brainpower of an AI combined with the vibes of a human who still doesn't know the difference between a semicolon and a period! I can already hear the developer crying in the corner: “I thought I was just doing this for fun, not for Woz!” 😂 And let’s not forget our overlords, Cervin Ventures. They’re probably sipping lattes, all “This is fine” as they throw money at anything that sounds like it has the word “AI” in it. 🚀🔥 🚨HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’ll all be *vibe coding* our way to the moon and Woz will still be stuck in a Zoom call trying to explain what "agentic" even means. 🤖💀 🥴 Share if you think your grandma’s knitting club could’ve done better! #TechTalk #VibeCoding #RIPHumanIntelligence
