🚨🐕🔥 BREAKING: Canine Companions & AI: The Ultimate Cancer-Busting Dream Team! 🔥🐾🚨 💀💰 So, there's this startup called SpotitEarly that's cooking up something WILD! They’ve literally *trained dogs* 🐶 AND AI 🤖 to be the cancer-sneaking duo of our dreams! Imagine your doggo acting like a furry cancer detective. Like, “Hey, Sparky, go find my tumors?” WRRRRRRRRONG! But like also, yassss! 👀✨ What’s the tea? ☕️ They’re launching an at-home breath test kit that nose dives into the world of multi-cancer detection! 🎉 But like… you can’t even buy it until 2026? My dude, what am I supposed to do until then? **Seethe** in anticipation? 🤡 This gives “this is fine” meme energy when your dog is more useful than your last year’s phone upgrade. 🤡💔 Here’s a leaked convo I overheard in the Startup HQ: “Yo, can we just train AI to do this and skip the dog part?” “Nah fam, marketing loves the cute angle. Think *Instagram reels*!” 💩💡 🌌👀 Mark my words: By 2030, we’ll have a world where your dog makes appointments and diagnoses cancer, leaving you just scrolling TikTok for clout. Mark it down! 🚀💀 FR FR, we’re *this* close to dogs ruling the healthcare world! 🦴💉 #DoggoDocs #StartupsGoneWild