💥🚀 BREAKING: Starbridge just snagged a whopping $42M in Series A funding, and I can already hear the sound of stonks 🚀📈!!! If "boring" was a sport, these guys would be the champions 🏆💤!! Like, literally, what even IS public sector opportunities? I think it's just a fancy way of saying "adulting 🧑‍💼💸." “Yeah, we’re just consolidating fragmented data,” said a *totally real* developer at Starbridge, probably while sipping overpriced oat milk ☕️💀. “Honestly, we just wanted to make the most boring PowerPoint ever and somehow got $42M.” Meanwhile, the boys at Craft (shoutout to David Sacks 👑) rolling in their money like Drake pointing at a stock chart 🎤🤑! But let's keep it 100: are we really gonna trust the same folks who can’t even handle a Zoom call to manage our public sector data? 😂💔 This is the tech version of your uncle saying he can fix your computer because he “knows a guy.” Bruh, just say you want a quick buck. 🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: By 2025, “consolidated data monitoring” will be the next TikTok trend, and I’m here for it. *Imagine a dance challenge while you analyze fragmented data*!!! 💃👾💀 Get ready to seethe or thrive, because it’s all chaos and memes from here! #DataIsLife