🚨💔 BREAKING: London Police SWAT Team vs. Phone Thieves - Who Will Win? 💔🚨 So get this: An international gang just got their whole operation EJECTED from the cosmos for stealing FORTY THOUSAND phones! 🤡💀 Yes, you read that right - that’s enough phones to keep even the most dedicated TikTok addict scrolling for a lifetime! 👀📱 The Metropolitan Police decided to channel their inner Avengers and have officially slapped the biggest “NOPE” sticker on these phone ninjas' plans. How much stonks were they pulling? Apparently, they were snagging 40% of all phones lifted in London! 🚨 Talk about a robbery quota! No cap, they were in the phone theft game like *this is fine* meme level of chaos. 🔥 Rumor has it, a victim traced a stolen iPhone back to a warehouse near Heathrow, like some sort of low-budget spy movie! 😂🎬 “We just wanted to sell them on eBay, fam,” claimed a “leaked” source from the gang (totally made this up but vibes). So, what’s next? The police just posted a “Phone Thieves Canceled” sticker on this operation, and phone thefts are WAY down. But honestly, I predict we’re just a few months away from a new “iPhone Smuggler Simulator” game. Get ready for that sweet, sweet cringe, folks! 🚀👾