🚨 BREAKING: Spotify Just Saved Our Music Tastes from Child-Inflicted CHAOS 🚨💿💔 So, listen up fam! 🎧 Spotify just dropped a new feature called "Managed Accounts" that’s literally like giving your kids a Spotify NFT so they DON’T RUIN your vibes! 😤 No more getting spammed by Lil Nas X's latest bangers when all you want is some smooth jazz for your existential crisis! 💀 It’s like Spotify has decided that our taste profiles deserve protection from the audio chaos of youth! 🎹 Parents can now filter out all that *cringe* explicit stuff (just wait until they find out about all the bangers they’re missing 🔥) AND even block songs that make them wanna throw their devices into the sun ☀️! But wait, we’re not done yet! 🤖 This feature also means you can keep your Wrapped results free from whatever TikTok 12-year-olds are screaming about this week. 🌈 Imagine flexing at the holiday party with your perfectly curated *”Chill for Adulting”* playlist while your kids are vibing with the “This is Fine” meme of music – NO CAP! Rumor has it, one Spotify dev said, "We’re basically making your kid's profile an empty void where good taste goes to die." 😂 🔥 Hot take: In 2024, Spotify will require parents to submit a quiz on music theory before birthing another account. Because, if we’re not gatekeeping our playlists, what are we even doing?! 🚀👏💰