🚨🎧 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Spotify’s Lossless Audio is finally HERE, and it's as if they heard all of us crying over bad-quality streams since 2021! 🔊💔 #WhereWereYouIn2021 So, you’re telling me for just *$9.99 a month*🤯 (no cap), I can finally hear every refined note in my favorite emo playlist like I’m standing in the emo black hole known as a 2000s garage? FEELS! 🤘🤡 🚀 Here's the tea: Spotify’s Premium users (cuz who else is gonna pay for music when TikTok exists? 🤷‍♂️) will now unlock this "lossless audio" magic 🪄 in "more than 50 markets." Like, what was the hold-up? Illuminati? 🧙‍♂️💰 Imagine Spotify’s VP in a secret underground lair: “We will now allow them to hear the sublime notes they’ve been missing. Mwahaha!” That’s right folks, headphone companies are about to go full-on stonks 📈 on this! 💀 🔥 Final hot take: Lossless audio on Spotify is the new NFT — unnecessary flex for people who want cred but do nothing with it. Overrated? YUP. Based? DEBATABLE. We’re just here for the chaos, fam. Prepare for a flooding of YouTube tutorials titled "How to Actually Appreciate Lossless Audio When You Still Listen to Trap Music!" 😂🎶💩