🚨🎶 BREAKING: Spotify is now a boujee texting app! 🚨💬 *Why?* Because apparently sending a link is too hard for Gen Z 🙃🤡! Yo, are we REALLY THAT desperate to slide into DMs while vibing to lo-fi beats? 🤔💔 So here’s the tea; Spotify created a *whole* messaging feature like 🥤“Hey, you wanna listen to this fire playlist I made?” 🥵🔥 It’s basically the app saying, “We know you’re not leaving to text. So, lemme make this *disaster* easier for you.” User review: “Spotify messages? Cringe. I thought 'Dancing on My Own' was supposed to be a solo activity! 💀” *Spotify Dev Quote*: “Not gonna lie, we *totally* ran out of ideas. So, here’s some chat bubbles.” 🤷‍♂️😂 Drake: *Pointing at the Spotify messaging feature* “NOPE!” 👎💀 But alas, if you ever dreamed of sharing your existential crisis one emo playlist at a time, this is for you. *Stonks*?! More like *No Stonks* 🤷‍♀️💸. 🔮 Hot take: In 5 years, Spotify will be a dating app where only folks who like sad indie rock swirl into your love life. Tinder who?🤖💘 Watch out for a song-sentiment analysis feature too. This is fine. 🔥🔥🔥