🎵🔥🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! 🚨🔥🎵 Spotify just dropped a BANGER: they're expanding *Parent-Managed Kids Accounts* to the US! 🤡💀 You heard that right! Now, your little rugrats can jam out to *Baby Shark* on repeat 🎤🦈 WITHOUT clogging up the family playlist with their cringe tastes! 😤 (We see you, Bobby! 👀) Now, all those Spotify Premium Family members can finally manage the musical mischief of their under-13 darlings, aka the tiny humans who think Taylor Swift is “old school.” 🚼💔 👨‍👩‍👦 Imagine a Parent™ 👩‍👧 saying, “I just want little Timmy to be vibing to Beethoven instead of that *“literally whatever”* nonsense!” 🤦‍♂️💅 Now you can shift the cringe and give them a curated “I had to listen to this *while* in a zoom call” playlist. Winning! 🏆 Stonks! 🚀📈 But fr fr, what will they grow up to dislike next? Gotta roast ‘em with perfectly managed musical tastes! 🔥 💬 "Dude, we didn't sign up for this! Kid's only allowed to rock Mozart and that’s final!" - A Spotify Dev, probably 🔥💥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Spotify will unleash the *Ultra-Managed Silent Account*, where parents can finally mute their kids for REAL! 🤖💰 #TakeMyMoney So, what are you waiting for? Share this before the kids start making AIR-PODS their new binky! 😂🙌