🚨🎉🎤 Yo, Spotify fam, hold onto your earbuds 'cause things are about to get WILD! 🤯😱 ⚡️🚨 BREAKING: Spotify users are getting thrown around like a hot potato on Samsung and Google phones! 😬💔 It’s like when you order a 6-piece nugget and they deliver a single cold fry! 🍟🤢 Reports are flooding in, y’all, like a Twitch chat during an Among Us game! 🤡🕹️ "My app is as responsive as a brick wall!" one user said. 💀 Leaked dev quotes from the Spotify Slack? “Thought we fixed that! Guess we’re vibing with the glitches!” 😂 It's almost like Spotify hired the guy in the meme staring blankly at the wall while coding during his third energy drink! 💪📉 *Drake pointing meme*: "Crashes? Nah, we only do vibes." 😤🚀 **Summary**: If you're on a Samsung or Google phone, you're more likely to find success playing dodgeball than listening to your favorite jams! 🤷‍♂️💔 So what’s the verdict? Is Spotify's tech team fr fr playing the world's most stressful game of Jenga? Is it time to throw hands in the comments?! 🥊💬 Hot take time: If Spotify doesn’t fix this soon, Apple Music is gonna take a victory lap, while we sit here like “This is fine.” 🌈🔥 So who’s ready to jump on the "back to CDs" trend?! 📀 #ChadBricks #MusicMadness