🚨BREAKING: Spotify’s Apple TV App Just Got a Glow-Up!🚨💥 Hold onto your 🍕, fam, 'cause Spotify just threw a party on your big screen and guess what?! You can now watch video podcasts and *actually* see what your favorite influencers look like when they’re spilling tea! ☕️👀 *Yesss, finally!!!* 🙌 But wait, there's more. The new tvOS app is like Spotify got a full-on *Ferb-level* makeover – they said it’s “rebuilt from the ground up” 🌎💪. I was expecting a dad bod but instead got a six-pack? 🏋️‍♂️ #STONKS 💰 Users were out here *seething* about missing features like a toddler whose toy just got taken away. 😭 "This is fine," they said, while using Google TV like it was 2012. 🤡 Now they can whip out their Apple TV and pretend they’re not just blasting "baby shark" from the living room. 🔊🐳 And you know what? Some users already got a sneak peek 😏, while the rest of us are just here refreshing our App Store like it’s 1999. Can you feel the excitement?! 🚀🔥 **Leaked Quote from a Spotify Developer:** “We just wanted to give the people what they want. Also, our CEO said something about buyouts, but that’s classified.” 🤖💭 **Prediction:** In 3 years, Spotify will replace reality TV with video podcasts and I will be living in a simulation, arguing with animated influencers on my TV! This is fine. 🤷‍♂️💥