🚨BREAKING: Spotify and Netflix Make a Baby! 🚨🎤🎥 In a partnership that literally no one asked for, Spotify has decided to bless our screens with video podcasts on Netflix starting in early 2026. 🙄💤 That’s right, folks! Say goodbye to binging your favorite shows and hello to…*checks notes*… watching someone ramble about the best way to boil water while wearing a headset. 🔥💧 💬 *Imaginary Developer Quote*: "We thought, why not take the most boring form of media (a podcast) and slap it onto the platform where we binge-watch our favorite serial killers! #Stonks 💰💀" It's like Netflix found out they could just air random Zoom calls on their platform and decided it was a brilliant idea. 🎉👩‍💻 “Oh, you like listening to murder mysteries? What about watching someone mistake their cat for a co-host?” 🤡🐱 Drake is pointing to every single Netflix exec like, “This is going to be either the weirdest flex or the dumbest move of 2026!” 🚀 Predictions: In 2026, Netflix will only be a screen for Spotify playlists and Zoom calls, and Netflix stocks will be CRASHING harder than a Windows 95 update! So buckle up, fam! We’re heading to the future where everything is on fire and nobody's watching what they actually want to see. 🔥🔥🔥 #ThisIsFine 🔄 SHARE THIS CHAOS! 🍕