🚨 Y’all, the tech gods have collided in a way that makes me question my whole existence. 🤡💀 Spotify & Netflix have decided to join forces like the Avengers of boring content! 💪🎉 So, check this out: Spotify is pumping video podcasts into the Netflix fire 🔥, while simultaneously putting a *stop sign* 🚫 in front of YouTube’s traffic for these shows. No cap, we’re at the dawn of a new era where YeetTube is getting left in the dust! 😱👀 Here’s the kicker: Netflix is like that friend who says, "I’m not doing ads!" but then shows up at your party with Spotify’s ads tucked into their pockets! Like, what?! 🤨🤖 “Let me just slide this ad into your thoughts, fam!” - a totally real quote from a Spotify dev I made up 😏✨ So now, we got 16 podcasts dishing out delightful chaos on sports, culture, and true crime, while YouTube fans are left saying, “This is fine.” 🐸🔥 The video version is just like your drunken friend’s stories: 50% entertaining & 50% awkward ads! But here’s the bomb prediction 💣 – In 2024, we could see *Netflix* launching its own podcast ABOUT how it stole everyone’s attention like a toddler with a cookie! 🍪🚀 Share this madness, fam! The internet needs to know! 🥳💰