🎉🔥 HOLD UP! SPOTIFY JUST DROPPED A BOMB… 5 YEARS LATER! 💣🚀 So, Spotify’s been playing hide-and-seek with its lossless audio like it's some kind of tech-induced game of dodgeball 💀🤡. “Hey Spotify, what’s good?” It’s been nearly half a decade since they teased us like a cat with a laser pointer. Seriously, is your rollout department on a permanent vacation? 🏖️😴 But wait! 🎶 Now you can experience 24-bit lossless audio with JBL speakers. Because, you know, god forbid you enjoy HIGH-QUALITY MUSIC on cheap speakers! 💸💰 Honestly, are JBL speakers the only ones left on Earth that people care about? Like, “Stonks” for JBL, but like “this is fine” for Spotify’s timing, fr fr. In an "EXCLUSIVE" (totally made up) leaked conversation, a Spotify dev was like, “We thought it would be fun to make users wait until they forget what lossless sounds like.” 🤖💬 LOL. So, my hot take: If lossless audio takes any longer to roll out, I bet Spotify will start charging for nostalgia, and we'll all be paying a premium for those sweet, sweet memories of our favorite tunes from 2019. 💔👀 Hang tight, fam; the chaos is just getting started! 🍿🔥🔮🤹‍♂️