🚨🎶 BREAKING NEWS: Spotify is teaming up with the BIG THREE labels like it’s Avengers: Endgame for an "artist-first AI music experience"!!! But honestly, it sounds like a tech bro saying they’re creating the next TikTok for *insert cringe activity here* 🤡💀 Like, Spotify just looked at the AI music chaos happening and said, "Hold my overpriced coffee while we make artists feel special!!" ☕🎤 And guess what? Their blog post was basically filled with more buzzwords than a crypto Discord chat. "Empowerment," "responsibility," "connectivity" – sounds like they’re just trying to hide the fact that they’ve got a massive AI dumpster fire on their hands! 🔥 As one "developer" said (who may or may not exist): “Bro, we’re just trying to make money off of ‘AI music’ before it becomes a meme.” 🤑💰 Meanwhile, artists everywhere are like, “Thanks for the vague promises, Spotify. Can we talk about ROYALTIES tho?” 🤔💸 This is fine. In a totally non-sarcastic prediction: within two months, Spotify's "artist-first" AI will be used for a new genre called "Sad Boomer Trap" and we will ALL regret it. 🚀🔥✨