🚨🎉BREAKING NEWS, STONKS ALERT!🎉🚨 Spotify just dropped a banger hotter than your uncle's mixtape! 💥 They're rolling out DMs🗂️ — YES, you heard it right! Now you can slide into your friends’ DMs with the smoothest jams and grooviest podcasts. 📩💃 Imagine this 🤔: You’re vibing to “Crying in the Club” and think, “Wow, I need to tell Dave about this emotional rollercoaster!” Now you can text him (or should I say, DM him?) faster than you can say “Spotify premium, no cap!” 📲🔥 *Fictional dev quote*: “Yeah, we figured if people can share memes about how *this is fine* while the world’s on fire, they might wanna share OUR killer playlists too. 🤡💀” Let’s be real, tho—how many of your friends are actually gonna reply? 🤣 Just another way to get ghosted while you kill the vibe with your late-night lo-fi beats. In conclusion: Spotify is basically saying, “We’re better than Tinder for finding your weirdest friend’s taste in podcasts! But fr fr, are we ready for the chaos of people DMing cringe karaoke?!” 🎤✨🔥🤖 Futuristic hot take: Before 2025, Spotify will start letting you send your Spotify Wrapped to crushes for a 3rd date. 🌌🔮 #DMsOrBust