🚨BREAKING NEWS: Spotify just dropped lossless audio in India, and it’s as expensive as my ex’s taste in snacks! 💸💔💥 For some reason, Spotify decided that instead of making their service better, they’d just throw our wallets into a black hole and say “SURPRISE!” 🐢🔪 Now we get to pay a spicy 40% more than Apple Music for a plan that honestly feels like the tech equivalent of 🌮 toppings on a stale tortilla — not exactly mouthwatering! 😱👀 Meanwhile, everyone else is vibing on their “Don’t worry, be happy” playlists while we’re over here like: “This is fine” 🔥🔥🔥 😳 FAKE LEAKED QUOTE from a Spotify developer: “Listen, any audio higher than 128kbps is basically a scam, but our shareholders needed a new yacht, so here we are!” 🤡💀💰 It's like Spotify thinks we’re all made of stonks 💹, but fam, I’m just trying to keep my playlists lit while avoiding bankruptcy! No cap, it's cringe-level over here! 🤦‍♂️ 🔥🔥🔥 Mark my words: if this trend continues, we’re gonna see a new app drop called “Sounds Cheap” where you can literally just listen to vinyl crackles while saving $10 a month. Who's in? 🚀💯 #SpotifySNOOZEFEST #SpotifyStealsYourCoins