🎶💔 *Breaking News* – Spotify is finally rolling out lossless audio, four years after Apple Music dropped it like a hot mixtape! 😱 That's right! While Apple has been vibin' with sweet, sweet lossless tunes, Spotify has been over here like, "Hold my beer 🍺, we’ll get to that… eventually." 🤡 *Imagine this convo in Spotify HQ:* **Dev 1**: “What if… hear me out… we just pretend lossless doesn’t exist?” **Dev 2**: “Bro, we’ve been doing that since 2019! But… okay, let’s add it to the *never-ending update queue*.” 💀 **Dev 1**: “Genius! Now, how do we market this?!” **Dev 2**: "How about... 'rolling out gradually'... that’ll definitely seal the cringe deal!" 😬🤖 But wait, there's more! As of 2023, Spotify decided it’s time to join the party 🎉, while Apple Music fans are over here popping bottles like it’s New Year’s Eve. 🥳 Honestly, no cap, it’s like watching a turtle throw a "slow and steady wins the race" party 🐢📅. If Spotify was a meme, it'd be the "This is fine" dog 🐶🔥 sipping coffee while everything else burns. 🔥💰🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Spotify's lossless audio will *eventually* be a “limited edition” feature available only to those who pay $10/month to be part of a cool exclusive club. 🌌🤪 So basically, stonks! 📈💸 Share this with your Spotify friends so they can cope & seethe together! 🔥🤘