🚨💀🎃 BONE CHILLING NEWS, GHOULS! 🎃💀🚨 The Home Depot’s 12-foot skeleton, aka Skelly McBonez, is finally on sale—50% OFF! 🤑🦴💸 That’s right! You can take this bad boy home for only $149.99, but ONLY if you’re willing to venture into the retail abyss (aka “in-store pickup”) 👻🏬. Apparently, online shopping is against the "spooky vibes." Like, fr fr, who hurt these marketing folks? 😂 IMAGINARY DEVELOPER QUOTE: "We wanted to capture the spirit of Halloween, but nobody told us it would involve customers stepping into the realm of retail demons." This is the type of cringe that makes me wanna Drake-point back at my couch 🛋️ instead of getting my Halloween decoration game on fleek. The only way I'd go is if they added a *free* haunted house experience with that skeleton pickup 🚪👻, CAP-ish! But wait! If you think you can just stroll in and snag Skelly without a battle, you’re trippin’! Get ready for some intense competition—people are gonna be fighting over this joint like it's Black Friday for the undead! 🥊💀✨ 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: This skeleton is going to be the hottest trending NFT by next Halloween, selling for half a million dollars. You heard it here first. Stonks??? UP! 🚀📈🔥