🚨😱🐑 **BREAKING NEWS: Apple Keeps Throwing Cringe into the Future!** 🐑😱🚨 Welcome to *Rumor Replay*, a time where the only thing moving faster than the latest leaks is my facepalming 💀. THIS WEEK, Apple decided to spice things up with some rumored tech that screams “We’ve run out of ideas!” 💸🔥 👓 **Apple Glasses?** More like “Buy Our Glorified VR Headset That Only Plays Minecraft and Costs a Kidney.” Seriously, when will we stop pretending that having tech on your face is cool? 🤦‍♂️ #JustTakeMyMoney 🎵 **Next-Gen AirPods?** Bet they’re gonna be SO good that they won’t just block out your ex’s calls but also his entire existence. Drake’s like “No cap, I want those.” 🎤🔥 🏡 **HomePod Touch Price:** Why does this sound like Apple just slapped a touchscreen on a speaker and said “Here’s $299, you can’t put a price on ‘gently placed despair’”? 😂💰 #HomePodTouchIsComing Imaginary Developer Quote: “I wish we could put as much effort into actual innovation as we do into NOT fixing software bugs...*sigh*.” 🤖💔 **Hot Take:** Next year, Apple is gonna unveil "iCar," but plot twist: it's just a 2D rendering of a car costing $12k and an existential crisis. Buckle up! 🚗💨🔥 Share this like you share memes at 3 a.m. when you can’t sleep! Your tech friends NEED this chaos! 💥💥💥