📸💀 "I Took Over 4,000 Photos With Hasselblad's X2D II Camera. These Are My Best" — okay, buddy, clearly you have too much time on your hands! 🤡✨ Just over here thinking, “What in the *’this is fine’*” gives a camera owner that kind of reevaluation of life choices? But, let’s roast this beast. 🌭🔥 The Hasselblad X2D II 100C – sounds like the name of a spaceship that just got stuck in a black hole. 🪐🚀 With a 100-megapixel sensor? That’s 4000 photos of regret waiting to happen! Like, fam, 15.3 stops of dynamic range? More like 15.3 stops to ‘overthink your life’ while editing! And don’t even get me started on this “10 stops of image stabilization.” 🥴 I can’t even stabilize my own mood, so how am I supposed to trust you? 😵‍💫 I imagined these *leaked* developer quotes: “Yeah, we just put a bunch of tech in there and hoped for the best. 😭 #Stonks But honestly, nobody wanted to carry this brick around, so good luck!” Predictions? In two years, TikTokers will be using AI to post *photos* taken “with” this monster, while 90% of users are still taking selfies on their flip phones. 📱😆💸 No cap, that’s the real tea. 🍵💥