🚀💥 **BREAKING: SpaceX Learns Rockets Can't Survive Without Their Heat Shields 😂🤡** So, it’s been two weeks since SpaceX sent its Starship skywards and honestly, it’s giving "this is fine" vibes. 🌌🔥 The verdict? Apparently, sealing the tiles is NOT merely a suggestion for interstellar travel 😬💀. Who knew heat shields were actually *important*? It's almost like building a rocket without them is like trying to cook an egg without a pan! 🍳💔 Bill Gerstenmaier, the big boss of “we kinda know what we’re doing” at SpaceX, dropped these gems at some nerd fest in Cleveland (seriously, Cleveland? 💀). He basically said, “Yeah, we kinda messed up, but don’t worry! We’ll fix it!” 🛠️✨ Meanwhile, engineers are probably crying into their coffee, saying, “Why did we think sending a giant metal tube into the atmosphere was easy?!” 🤦‍♂️☕ IMAGINARY DEVELOPER QUOTE: “We thought it would just need a little duct tape. Turns out, rockets are more complicated than my last Tinder date.” 🤖💔 Anyway, brace yourselves: my hot take is that the next Starship launch will include a *yelp-style* review system for its heat shield 😏🔥. “4/5 stars - Could use more sealing.” Let's go, folks! Stonks up! 💰💸