🚨🚀 *BREAKING* South Korea’s Upstage just harvested a fat $45M Series B bridge and we’re ALL on board this rocket ship! 🚀💰 Like, seriously, I’m about to throw my bank account into the cosmic abyss just to be a part of this madness! You thought tech trends couldn't get *MORE* cringe? Nah fam, Upstage is like the “AI document intelligence” of the future! Imagine your Word documents getting smarter than your ex, who still can’t figure out how to open a PDF. 🤡💀 KDB, Amazon, and AMD are like the three wise men at this party, throwing cash like it's confetti on New Year's Eve. “Um, hello, who needs 45 bucks when I can just fund an AI startup that knows how to read better than most humans?” 🤷‍♂️ This is fine. *Leaked developer quote:* "Our AI is basically the Einstein of paperwork... except it doesn’t tell bad jokes!" 💀🔥 **Hot take:** In 2025, Upstage will drop an app that will literally *read your mind* and generate your meeting notes while you’re still trying to find your coffee. No cap. You heard it here first! 🧠💥 Stonks going TO THE MOON! 🌕✨