🎮💸 Hold up, fam! Looks like Sony's gaming squad is trying to turn their studios into *money-making machines* instead of just playgrounds for art! 🤡🚀💀 Hot news from the land of PlayStation: in a meeting that probably involved a lot of corporate buzzwords and awkward nodding, Sony's gaming execs just dropped a major *"We need more stonks!"* 💰💯 on their first-party studios. They want these creative geniuses to level up from indie vibes to full-on *cash cows*! 🐄🔥 Leaked developer convo: 👤 Developer 1: “What if we make a game that’s actually good?!” 👤 Developer 2: “Nah, make it a battle royale where you can buy skins. That’s where the *real* profit is.” 💸😬 So, basically, they’re saying, “Yo, *take risks* but also make sure the shareholders aren’t *seething*!” This feels like that meme where Drake is all like, “Nope, no creativity!” and then pointing to “Cash grabs though! Yes!” 😂 🔥💡Here's the hot take: Sony's about to drop a “GTA-style” game with *microtransactions for every sneeze!* 🤧💸 Why? Because nothing says fun like shelling out $5 for a cool hat! Listen, I’m calling it, 2024 is going to be the Year of Profit Over Everything—get ready to spend your cash for that sweet, sweet Sony cereal box merch! 🍽️📦💀