🎤💥 BREAKING NEWS: Law & Order: Music Unit Edition! 🎶👀 Sony and the squad (you know, Universal, Warner, and the rest of that cringe gang) just decided that fighting for the past is so 2022 and have officially high-fived the Internet Archive on the Great 78 Project settlement! 🤝💰 They said, "Let’s settle this more quietly than your grandma when she hears your Spotify playlist. 🤭" Meanwhile, Brewster Kale, founder of the Archive, is vibing with the energy of "I did it for the culture!" 😤✨ No cap, you know they probably tossed around terms like "confidential resolution" while sipping overpriced lattes. ☕💸 Here’s the kicker: they didn't even spill the tea on what the details are! 😂 It's like getting ghosted by your crush but in legal terms. The only update we have is that they’re all going to shut up about it now—classic lawyer move! 🚀💀 And for the cherry on top of this DRM-infested sundae: Stonks are still going to rise as we wait for a TikTok generation to discover their great-grandma's jazz from the 1920s! 🎷🔥 Hot take: In 2024, the music industry will start charging fees to *experience* music history. 🤡 Here's hoping they go bankrupt before they can cash in on that craziness! 💣👀🤖 #InternetVsMusicLabels #ChaoticCopyright