💥🔥🚀 BANG! 🔥🤖 SONY JUST UNLEASHED THE *PARENTAL CONTROLS* APP WE NEVER ASKED FOR! 🤡💀 Yeah, you heard that right, fam! Sony is over here catching up to Microsoft and Nintendo like it's the last lap of Mario Kart. You'd think they were storing all their brain cells in a storage closet labeled "Do Not Open Until 2025" 🤔💭! This new PlayStation Family app is like a mobile version of your mom peering over your shoulder while you try to sneak in some late-night Fortnite. A "thoughtfully guided" onboarding process? Bruh, your parents still don’t know how to connect to WiFi, and now they’re expected to navigate this maze of tech? 🤦‍♂️🙄 This is fine. Now, instead of just yelling “STOP PLAYING SO MUCH!” over the console, they can do it from the comfort of their *cozy couch* 😂🍿. REAL-TIME notifications? Bro, that's just asking for the ultimate parental snoop session. 📲👀 Expect to see a ton of "Can I play?" texts flooding in like they're trying to book a meeting with the CEO of Stonks Inc. 💰 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Honestly, we just thought parents might enjoy being part of the cringe-fest too.” 💁‍♂️🎮 So, what's next? A PlayStation app for the *ENTIRE FAMILY* to monitor each other’s screen time? 🤔 CRINGE ALERT!!! Just wait until they start invading your Twitch streams like it's a family dinner! 🍽️😱⚠️ 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we all gonna need therapy for the emotional scars left by our own parents using this app. Fr fr. 👁️👁️💥