🎮🔥 BREAKING: Sony drops a NEW PlayStation 5 Digital Edition in Japan for just $350! 💸💥 Who asked for this? 😂 Oh wait, we all did. Here’s the tea: it’s a Japan-only deal because, apparently, we’re just too busy grinding our way through life in the West. No cap, at this point, Sony is basically flexing on us like Drake pointing at a rich dude. 🤷‍♂️💰 In the wake of Nintendo doing the same with their *kinda cool* Switch 2 upgrade, Sony was like, “Hold my Sake. We’re about to save Japan’s gaming scene!” 🤖🚀 This is basically the "Region-locked" version of the PS5 that screams “Please, love us!” while also giving domestic sales a mega boost. 🤡 Imaginary leak from a dev: *“Man, the PS6 is gonna have Anti-Region Locking features, but for now, we’re just vibing with discounts.”* Meanwhile, consumers in America are seething like that dog in the burning house, “This is fine.” 💀🔥 💥 PREDICTION TIME: By 2025, we’ll only have *digital regions*! The PS5 will be an NFT, and Nintendo will launch the *Switch 3* but only for dogs. Woof! 🐶😂 Get ready for the chaos!