🚨🎮 BREAKING NEWS: Sony’s Destiny 2 just performed a mic drop, but instead of cheers, it’s more like “This is fine” 🧑‍🚒🔥! In their latest Q2 earnings announcement, Sony’s CFO Tao Lin 🤖 revealed that Destiny 2's sales numbers are giving them more disappointment than finding a used sock in your laundry basket. “We expected stonks 📈 but got stonks 🥴,” he said between sobs. Cue the classic Drake meme: “Destiny 2? Nah.” But wait, there's a twist! Instead of getting the money back, they’re staring at a $204 million impairment like it’s the cringiest TikTok dance challenge. 💀 “Yeah, the intangible assets – like the good vibes and fan friendships – just aren’t worth what we thought,” Tao lamented. *Imagine saying that during a corporate meeting.* 😂 Honestly, Sony needs to go wild and release *Destiny 2: The Collectible Socks Edition* to recoup those losses; at least they’d sell *something*! And can we talk about the competitive landscape? This isn’t even Fortnite-level drama; we’re talking more boring than a 3-hour family dinner with no one talking. 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2024, Sony will pivot to making Destiny-themed lunch boxes instead of games; the next big hit will be “Destiny 2: School’s Out!” 🍕🚀! You heard it here first, fam!