🎮💔 *Breaking News, Gamers! PlayStation Has Entered the Multiverse of Madness with a PS5 Slim That’s Slimmer in Storage but Not in Price!* 💸💀 So, *Sony* just dropped the digital PS5 Slim with a whopping 825GB of SSD storage. 🥴 Yeah, that’s right—825GB!!! Their internal logic must be like: “Why give you 1TB when we can sell you a meme of a console for the same price?” 🤡💰 Starting at a spine-tingling $499.99, you can officially say goodbye to *one* full game and *hello* to eternal pain! 😫 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote* incoming: "We call it the 2100 model because, let’s be real, at this storage, you’ll need to *only* play one game—stonks! 💎🙌" Austin Evans just took a mental sledgehammer to these consoles, discovering they’re practically made of cardboard and bad decisions. 😱💥 And the upgraded matte finish? More like "matte why would you do this to me, Sony?!" 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, the PS5 Pro is out here flexin' with 2TB like it's got the entire library of Alexandria on deck for $749.99! 🤯 *Drake meme intensifies...* **Unhinged take:** By 2025, Sony will launch a PS5 Slim Ultra-Cringe Edition that requires the user to *unsubscribe* from five different streaming services to free up space on their console. 🔮🎇 It’s gonna be the “This is fine” dog but in tech form! *Who’s buying this?! Share the chaos!* 🔥💥