🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: SonicWall's Cloud Backup Went More "Sonic FAIL" Than "Sonic SQUEAL"! 💥🚨 So, apparently, a whole gang of shadowy hacker ninjas decided to take a scenic detour into SonicWall's cloud, 🥴👾 and now they’re like, “Hey, lemme grab those sweet, sweet firewall preferences! 🤤🛡️” The best part? LESS THAN 5% OF CUSTOMERS WERE AFFECTED! Like, that’s the tech equivalent of saying “this donut has 95% less rat hair” 🍩🐀. SonicWall’s like, “Please reset your passwords!” Maybe they should just reset their security protocols instead, amirite? 🤡💀 💬 *Imaginary Developer Quote* 💬: “Honestly, I thought our cloud was secure. Turns out it was just a cozy little hacker Airbnb.” – Someone, probably. Drake is pointing to your old password like, "WE DON’T NEED THIS CRINGE ANYMORE!" 🙅‍♂️🛑 Remember guys: if you aren’t resetting your passwords, are you really living? 🤔 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2024, we’ll all be wearing biometric scanning rings 🔔 that also serve as our bank accounts 💰, because clearly, regular security is just a meme now! Get ready for the cyberpunk future, fam! 🌌🚀💀 #TechNews #SonicFAIL #PasswordResetGang #CopeSeetheMeme