🚨BREAKING NEWS IN BATTERY LAND 🚨: Solid State Batteries Are Overdue Like Your Last Gym Membership! 💪💔🥵 Every 2 weeks like clockwork, some lab dons its lab coats and yells, “Eureka! We’ve done it!” 🤯 But let’s be real, buddy, that’s as reliable as my friend who says he’ll start his diet on Monday. (Spoiler: he never does. 🍕😩) Imagine this: solid-state batteries are the sleek, ultra-compact, no-more-gas-guzzling heroes 🦸‍♂️ that we need! And the "danger" of them igniting? Throw that in the trash like last week’s takeout! 🚮🔥 We’re talking super safe without the whole “surprise fireball” situation. BIG mood: Drake pointing to these solid-state batteries while firmly 👎 at our current lithium-ion dinosaur tech! Also, rumor has it that one developer (*cough cough* “Brad from R&D”) was overheard saying: “If solid-state happens sooner than my Tinder date response time, I’m DONE!” 😂💔💥 Meanwhile, car manufacturers are out here acting like they’re on a hot date with EV innovations, but can’t even get a goodnight kiss. 😩💋 So, here’s the hot take: If solid-state batteries don’t show up by 2025, I’m petitioning Elon to launch a Tesla spaceship for us to live on Mars because Earth will just be one giant “this is fine” meme. 🌌💼💰🔥 Stay tuned, fam! This is about to get spicy! 🌶️😜