🚨💰 BREAKING: SoftBank Plays the Ultimate Game of “Keep Up with the AI-sts” 🚀🤡 👀 So SoftBank just dumped a whole $5.8 BILLION stake in Nvidia like it’s last month’s fashion 🤦‍♂️📉. Why? To throw a cash bonanza at OpenAI and make ChatGPT the only chatbot at the tech prom! 💃🕺💸 Stonks? More like DUMPS 💩📊. They sold ALL 32.1 million shares faster than you can say “OpenAI is going to take over the world!” 🤖🌍💀. Execs at SoftBank were reportedly overheard saying: “If it’s not AI, it’s just another GPU!” 😂🔥. *Source: Definitely not a random Twitter thread* Meanwhile, Nvidia is probably feeling like Drake, saying “You used to call me on my cell phone... but now I'm just crying in the data center.” 😭📞. This is fine. But wait, what’s next?! 🤔. Watch as OpenAI becomes the next Marvel movie, and SoftBank transforms into Thanos: all about that AI Infinity Gauntlet. 💎💥 Prediction: Within a year, your fridge will have ChatGPT capabilities and will refuse to serve you anything under a 95% fridge “vibe check.” Get ready for a *fr fr* sentient salad! 🥗👀✨ #AIOverlords #MemesAndMachines