🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨 SoftBank just hit the eject button on their NVIDIA investments faster than I hit “skip intro” on Netflix! 🍿💸 Masayoshi Son decided to cash out a jaw-dropping $5.8 BILLION 💰—yep, you read that right—just to dive headfirst into the AI pool! 🏊‍♂️🌊 Talk about going all-in! Some snazzy Wall Street bro is probably crying into his stonks chart right now, like “this is fine” while their portfolio burns 🔥. Meanwhile, Son’s brain is on that galaxy level, scheming harder than your buddy who promises to pay you back “next week” for that $5 Venmo. 😂💀 Imagine him at a board meeting: “Alright team, do we want crispy NVIDIA fries or do we want the ultra-spicy AI taco? 🌮” (Some intern whispers, “Dude, we’re gonna regret this!”) But like, fr fr, who needs NVIDIA graphics when you can have an AI predicting your next snooze button press? 🤖🛌 So here’s my hot take: in five years, the biggest threat to humanity won’t be robots taking our jobs but ChatGPT refusing to generate any more memes after realizing it’s spent all its time hanging out with SoftBank. 🤯🚀 Remember that, when the apocalypse hits, and nobody’s laughing anymore! 🤡✨💔