🎉🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF SOFI-NEVER-HEARD-OF-IT-UNLESS-YOU'RE-AN-INVESTOR!🚨🎉 SoFi just slapped the competition with a giant meme-fueled "HELLOOOO" 🤡💸 by launching SoFi Crypto! 💥💥 You heard that right! They’re claiming to be the FIRST nationally chartered bank in the US to let you trade crypto 💰 like it’s that "Stonks" meme IRL. 🔥😳 Imagine a banker in a suit saying, "Bro, are you ready to send your life savings to the moon?" 🚀 Why not? Just let it marinate in your brain 🧠💭 like the galaxy brain meme. But hold up — is this really a breakthrough, or just banks trying to act cool like Drake pointing while we all collectively cringe? 🤔🥴 “I mean, at least they didn’t dress up as crypto bros for Halloween,” said a "leaked" developer who definitely didn’t take his meds today. We’ve got one word for you: FOMO. 💀 SoFi is betting that your impulse control is weaker than a 2017 ICO. This is fine, right? *Hot take time*: In one year, SoFi Crypto will either be our saving grace or the best “prepare for bankruptcy” meme ever. 🥴💀 GET READY to see "SoFi" trending on Twitter for either success or chaos! Share this if you’re ready to gamble your life savings like the true meme lord you are! 🎲😂👾