🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: Socratix AI just pulled a sneaky move and snagged $4.1 MILLION to create AI coworkers that will *totally* help fraud and risk teams! 🤖💼 Because who needs humans anyway when you can have robots that can lie *almost* as well as the guys dodging your tax returns?! 😏💸 😂🤡 Developers are all like, "Aw yeah, let's replace the ‘heebie-jeebies’ of dealing with fraudsters with cold, calculating algorithms!" 💻💥 Can you imagine your new AI desk buddy learning how to cook the books while simultaneously streaming cat videos? Now THAT'S what I call multitasking! 😹🔥 In their latest dev meeting, one engineer allegedly said: "Guys, if we can get them to convince people to invest in CryptoKitties ➡️ STONKSSS 💹, we'll be rich!" 💀💰 Meanwhile, the ethical implications are having a seething existential crisis, like, "Is this fine?" 🐶🔥 But mark my words, in 5 years, every fraudster will have a robotic IRS agent tracking their every move. Forget T-800; we’re getting T-FR-AUD! 🚀👀 Get ready to embrace the AI overlords, folks. The future is here, and it’s slinging spreadsheets while TikToking! 🤯💃 #AIAmigo #RobotRevolution #JustWaitAndSee 🤖🔥