🚨🌍 BREAKING: Social Media is a Titanic 🚢 but North America has found a lifeboat 🛟... with a 15% increase in usage?! WHAT EVEN?! 😱💀 According to the genius minds at GWI (aka Ghost Writers Inc. for the uninformed), social media peaked in 2022. Now, everyone’s doing that "this is fine" meme as they watch users flee like it’s a bad Tinder date! 🤡🔥 Meanwhile, North America is flexing those "stonks" 💸, while Europe is basically ghosting all their platforms like “Nah fam, we’re good.” Cope and seethe, fam. 🥴 When you realize all we're consuming is outrage and chaos, remember this leaked quote from a "top developer": “We knew the algorithms were toxic but profits > user mental health, amirite?” 🤖💰 Europeans lessening their screen time? C’mon! They’ve probably swapped their Twitter scrolls for baguette scrolling. 🥖 💻 In conclusion? The real winners are the people who unplug and actualize their lives outside the screen! BUT here's my hot take: by 2025, social media will turn into a new form of digital junkyard where influencers barter for beans and likes! Prepare to trade TikTok dances for food, people! 😂🌌🚀 This is the future—no cap!