🚨💥 IT'S HAPPENING, FOLKS! 💥🚨 Snyk just dropped something called Evo, and no, it’s not a new dance move. This is their shiny new **“agentic security orchestration system”** – whatever that means! 🤡👀💥 Sounds like a fancy way to say, “We built a digital bouncer for AI party crashers!” 🍾🚫🤖 Listen up, gamers 🎮! Snyk wants you to feel like the **“empowered AI Security Engineer”** we never knew we needed... but honestly, we wanted to keep our jobs, fam! 😬💰 This new Evo system is tasked with protecting your precious AI apps and tools from the dangers lurking in the digital shadows. Think of it as Iron Man for your code! 🦾⚔️ But don’t worry. Unlike Tony Stark, we don't need to hear about the **“era of the empowered AI Security Engineer”** while sipping overpriced lattes in Silicon Valley. 🤣☕️ Imagine Evo rolling up at your dev team meetings like, "What if I govern your AI for you, so you can focus on showing off your latest meme stock? 📈💎👐" Leaked convo from a dev: Dev 1: "Is this gonna make my job easier?" Dev 2: "Not if it starts doing your job too... Cope." 😏🤡 And for the hot take? In five years, Evo will demand a salary and *start* sending you meeting invites. Y’all better be ready for your AI overlord! 🔥💀 #EvoIn2028 #MemeTheFuture