🚨💥 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!!!! 💥🚨 Snap just dropped the *ultimate* glow-up and NO ONE saw this coming! 📉👀 ✨ Evan Spiegel is out here on some *Beyoncé-level* reinvention 💃🪩 - “Everybody turn into squads!” 🤡 Like, is this a tech company or a new Avengers movie? 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ Plot twist: Spoiler alert, the “squad goals” group consists of 10-15 people who all share the same passion for cutting-edge *snaps* and snacks. 🍕📸 And wait for it… they’re making bank 💰💰💰: Snapchat+ just hit a staggering $700M+ ARR, with *15 MILLION* subscribers who are totally vibing with this madness! 🤑💸 Talk about stonks going *to the moon*! 🚀🌕 Leaked convo between Evan and his sweatpants-clad dev squad: 👨‍💻 Evan: “Okay team, we’re restructuring - no more chaos!” 👩‍💻 Dev: “You mean like my last relationship?” 👨‍💻 Evan: “Exactly. *Now* let’s assemble!” So if you thought Snapchat was just for dog filters and *suss* selfies, THINK AGAIN! This is like the “this is fine” meme but with more profits! 🔥💀😅 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Snap will merge with TikTok to create “SnapTok” – revealing that social media insiders all along have been just one big squad of meme lords! 💥🧠👀 Share this before you forget! 🥳👉💬