💥 YO, LISTEN UP, SNAPCHAT HEADS! 🚀 Your favorite ghost app just hit us with the *ultimate* glow-up: GROUP STREAKS and INFINITE RETENTION! 😱✨ Let’s be real, Snap was looking like that kid at prom nobody wanted to dance with. Now they’re out here dropping features like we’re at a tech rave! 🎉 Imagine your chats STAYING PUT like your ex who can’t take a hint—this is the Infinite Retention nobody asked for but we’re getting anyway! 😂💬 No more “oops, deleted your DM” cringe! 🥴💀 According to “some dude” from their team (totally not imaginary), he said: “We wanted to make it easier for people to ignore their friends FOREVER instead of just for 24 hours.” Genius, right? 🤡🔥 And group streaks? Imagine sending messages in a GROUP CHAT and actually keeping track of who’s still pretending to care! 🙃 Drake’s like, “Hotline Bling? Nah, more like Group Chat Bling!” 📞💔 **But WAIT**, here’s the crazy part: I can totally see Snapchat becoming a full-blown social media dark horse. 🐴 Stonks, anyone? 📈💰 In 2025, they’ll probably have a “location sharing” feature that lets you stalk your friends IRL. **Prediction?** By 2026, Snapchat is gonna buy the moon. 🌕💀💸 No cap!