📢🎉 Hold onto your eyeballs folks, because a SUPERSIZED wave of smart glasses is about to crash into your lives like a toddler with a sugar high! 🤪💥 Meta and Rokid are in the ring, but will they drop the mic or just drop their battery life to zero? 😵💀 Imagine this: You’re in a meeting, looking sharp in your smart glasses 👓, but suddenly they're like, "Nah fam, I’m out of juice." 🚫🔋 Talk about getting caught lacking! It’s like ordering a pizza and getting a soggy salad instead. 🍕❌🥗 So what's the tea? ☕️ Privacy? 🤖 Good luck! AI? More like AI can't even hold a decent conversation. "I see you need help!" Well yes, Glasshole, but where's my prescription support? 👀🤡 Leaked Developer Quote: “If we make the lenses thick enough, nobody will notice our terrible battery!” 🤷‍♂️💸 At the end of the day, these smart glasses might just be another fashion accessory for hipsters looking to flex their ‘tech-savvy’ vibes. 📱✨🔮 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll all be wearing smart glasses that double as our therapist, but we’ll only talk to them when we need a pity party. Let’s GO! 🚀🤖💯 #GlassesGang #ThisIsFine