🚨🚨 SLOW HORSES IS BACK, BABY! 🐎🔥 AND Y'ALL ALREADY KNOW THIS IS GONNA BE A WILD RIDE! 😱💀 So, Gary “Freaking” Oldman is back as Jackson Lamb (not to be confused with the comic relief that is your average “James Bond” 🕵️‍♂️😂), leading a crew of MI5 agents who are, honestly, just a hot mess express 🚂💨. Like, why have perfectly good spies when you can have this dysfunctional squad that’s basically the adult version of your high school group project? Ain’t no “cool spies” here, just “slow horses” going *neigh* and yelling “this is fine” while the world burns. 🔥💥 💬 Leaked Quote from Oldman: *“Is this a spy show or an episode of ‘The Office’? Because I can’t tell.”* 👀 Set your calendars, folks 🗓️! This season drops on Apple TV+ like it's fresh stonks and we’re diving in for the drama. 💰🚀 Here’s my hot take: If they don’t somehow include a spy themed TikTok dance challenge in this season, I’m canceling my subscription, fr fr! 🤯💔 #SlowHorsesChallenge incoming! Saddle up, fam! It's going to be a messy ride! 🐴⚡✨