🚨📺 BREAKING NEWS FROM SLING LAND! 🚨💸 So apparently, Sling is dropping a new $20 channel bundle called Sling Select, and let me tell you, it’s like the baby panda of streaming packages—cute but probably not what you signed up for 🐼❌. You're gettin' a whopping 11 channels, which is basically the tech equivalent of ordering a side salad when you wanted a T-bone steak. 🥗😩 But WAIT! Here’s where it gets spicy 🔥—you can savor the sweet tastes of *Fox News* (ew), *FX* (bruh), and *NFL Network* (for those trying to catch the latest memes about Tom Brady) all while you scroll through TikTok 😬🤷‍♂️. A leaked developer was overheard saying, "We couldn't afford real options, so we just threw in some channels like it's a family buffet—take what you can get and hope for the best!" 😂🎉 Stonks? 🤑 More like "Oh no, why did I do this?" 😭. If you think this is where it ends, buckle up, because the future of streaming is just *Sling*ing you junk food channels until your eyeballs bleed! 👁️👁️ Hot take: In 2024, Sling Select will become a meme channel itself: 11 channels of non-stop cat videos with surprise celebrity cameos! 🚀✨ If you ain't ready to embrace that chaos, just seethe and cope, fam! 😈💀