🚨💥BREAKING: SLACKBOT TRANSFORMATION!!!💥🚨 Alright fam, gather 'round because Slack is pulling a Cinderella and turning its basic-ass Slackbot into a full-on AI assistant! 🤖✨ I KNOW, nothing screams "the future" like a glorified digital reminder service that can now *maybe* help you remember your 582 unread messages from last month! 📥💀 Picture this: our dear Rob "Not-So-Slack" Seaman, CPO over at Slack (because Salesforce needed more products, apparently), told The Verge that they’ve “rebuilt it from the ground up.” Ground up? More like ground zero! 😂🚀 Now Slackbot’s got new powers! 🌌 Forget just being a glorified Timer of Doom⏳, it’s practically your digital therapist! 🙏 You can now ask it “What are my priorities for today?” and it’ll respond, “Why are you still using Slack?” 🥴💔 So real, so based. And before you scream, "This is just glorified search!"—I feel you fam. It's like asking your mom for directions and she’s like “google it” 🔥. You know she’s secretly judging you, right? 🤡 📉💸 Hot take: In 2025, Slackbot is going to steal your lunch, write your performance review, AND end up on a yacht in Dubai. No cap. Stonks? NAH, more like sunk! Get ready for the AI apocalypse, people!🌍💀 #SlackBotOverlords #ThisIsFine