🚨✨BREAKING: Skyrim Hits 14 Years OLD, Elder Scrolls VI Release Date Still Distant as a First Date in a Bad Rom-Com!💔💀🎮 What’s the scoop, fam? 📅 So Skyrim just turned 14—a teenager that’s probably still trying to figure out how to do taxes and play the flute 🥁. Meanwhile, the *Eldest Scroll* (because let's face it, it's ancient AF) is like “Elder Scrolls VI? We’re still waiting on that?!?!” 👀 That’s a bigger tease than your high school crush saying “maybe” to prom. 🚫💃 💬 Leaked conversations from the *Bethesda Break Room* (totally legit, btw): Dev #1: "Let's just drop a new Skyrim anniversary edition instead." Dev #2: "Brilliant! They can’t get enough of the same game! Stonks! 📈💰" Dev #3: “Do they even remember what grass looks like outside?” Meanwhile, we're left here with countless mods, memes, and that one dude who tries to prove they can only play with a potato! 🥔👌🔥 *This is fine* meme if you’re waiting for ES6 vibes to drop. 🚀✨Unhinged Prediction: At this rate, by the time Elder Scrolls VI drops, Morrowind will be an actual historical site. The year is 2042, and we’re still collecting sweetroll recipes. 😱🔥👴🏽 Share if you think this wait is cursed! 🤣💀