🚨🗞️ BREAKING: Siri's Secrets EXPOSED! 🚨💼💀 So get this: France is NOT okay with Siri eavesdropping on your deep conversations about life choices, pizza toppings, and that cringe TikTok dance you can’t stop doing. 🍕🕺🇫🇷 Thanks to a human rights org being like “Excuse me, Apple?!” — the Paris prosecutor has clapped back and handed this hot mess to the Office for Combating Cybercrime! 👮‍♂️💻🍏 The meme gods are smiling upon this one as people everywhere are collectively saying, “Siri, hold my beer!” while they whip out their phones to file complaints too. 🙄🤖 “Hey Siri, are you recording my secrets??” Well, yes, fam, and also, I’m getting exposed on TikTok live so... 🤡 Imagine the convo at Apple HQ: Developer 1: “Bro, they found out we’ve got a secret Siri recording club.” Developer 2: “This is fine! Just tell them it’s for ‘user experience.’” 💥💬 Meanwhile, investors are looking at their stonks like, “🤔 Should we sell or buy more for the memes?” 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Soon, Siri is gonna be the next contestant on “Caught in 4K” and we’ll all end up on a TikTok cringe compilation! 🤣🚀👀 #SiriSnoop #CrispyCops #ThisIsFine