🌪️💰🎭 BREAKING: 💥 Silicon Valley has officially thrown its bag of gold coins at a shiny new toy - pro-AI PACs! Say hello to “Leading the Future” - a group that’s about as subtle as a 1,000-pound robot dropping out of an elevator! 🚀🤖 Word on the street from *“Leaked Developer”* 🚨: “We’re just trying to keep our robot overlords happy while they code our futures. If they ain't stacking our cash, we ain't stacking their racks! 💸🤷‍♂️” Y’all ever seen The Godfather? 🕵️‍♂️ Well, Silicon Valley is pulling an Al Pacino, whispering sweet nothings into the ears of politicians like “I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse... or else my AI will steal your job!” 😂🔥 Let’s be real, nothing screams “democracy” like tech billionaires buying their own rules. Meanwhile, your grandma is still trying to figure out how to reset her Wi-Fi. 📶💀 This is the ultimate cope for all those who missed the stonk boat and are now just trying to throw cash at the future instead. In other news, I heard that all the Parkour Cats in TikTok are now officially running for office. 😺🗳️ Prediction: In 2025, we’ll all be voting via AI with a side of deep fakes, and your ballots will be delivered by drones piloted by your grandma's Roomba. Buckle up, fam! 🛸🍿 #AIorBye #VoteForTheBots