🛑💬 **BREAKING: Signal’s AWS Drama – The Epic Saga of Encrypted Texts and Big Tech Huts** 💬🛑 Yo, fellow digital wizards! 🧙‍♂️✨ Last week, AWS threw a tantrum and *whoosh*—Signal’s servers followed like they’re on a supply chain meme! 😳💥 Elon Musk, the king of Twitter beef, roasted them harder than my last attempt at cooking. “Bro, relying on AWS? Cringe!” 🤡🔥 Signal’s MVP, Meredith Whittaker, dropped the REAL tea 💧☕. In a post on Bluesky (yeah, that new hip place where only the cool kids hang out), she said something kinda shocking: “We didn’t really have a choice, fam! The cloud scene is like a monopoly—3-4 big boogeymen run the show!” 😱👻 So out of touch. If you didn’t know Signal uses AWS, you might as well be using AOL Instant Messenger in 2023. That’s a hard *L* right there! 💔📉 **Developer Quote Leak:** “We’re basically in a relationship with AWS. It’s complicated. But I swear, it’s not me, it’s them.” 💔😂 Here's the hot take, no cap: within 5 years, your entire privacy will ride on a TikTok dance and AWS will be your therapist. You heard it here first, fr fr! 🚀🔮💰